frikadeller:

Supposed to be a happy picture of Thor all smiley, then suddenly Loki feels. I feel Loki’d, seriously.

Posted on May 30,2012 | 55 notes
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Not Stolen. Permanently Borrowed.: A Miniature Gold Penis: Joan Holloway, Michael Corleone, and The Day A Woman Godfathered The Men

joestracci:

During the most recent episode of Mad Men, “The Other Woman,” when Herb the Jaguar Dealer opened his hotel room door, for a moment, I saw a Tyler Durden-esque flicker of Michael Corleone superimposed over Joan.

She was decked out in All Black Everything, a veritable Angel of Death/The Black Swan,…

Posted on May 30,2012 | 11 notes
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sherlockandjohnwatson:

“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean









(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

I’m actually dying.

tinkerbelch1983:

this would be my motto on my days off lol!

(Source: letthebarbiego)

Posted on May 29,2012 | 133 notes
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ificatchfire:

America

I’m not saying you’re all fucked

But a guy ate another guy’s face and wouldn’t go down when shot, so maybe it’s time to start finalising the details on your Z-day plans. 

I just read about this and it’s actually scary as fuck. What the hell?

Posted on May 29,2012 | 8 notes
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Posted on May 29,2012 | 15,347 notes
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Posted on May 29,2012 | 45 notes
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get-on-the-carousel:

I really cannot decide which of Joan’s husbands is my favourite, but I can definitely say that she and Franchot Tone made the most badass-looking couple ever.